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Qwertykeyboardwar

GET UP, GET OUT, GET LAID
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  • May 4
  • Heard Island and McDonald Islands
  • Deviant for 7 years
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I can fit a thin marker into my urethra with the help of pliers and a fat rip from my beer bong.

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PLEASE
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HELP
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AM
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IN
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SEVERE
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PHYSICAL
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PAIN
i want 2 die
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GOD WILL REAP THE SINNERS
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man will not matter. in days this eye will wander back to type, and the vanished shall dance into oblivion, flirting with the wind
BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH WILL TO LIVE AND I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BALLS TO JACKSON POLLOCK MY BEDROOM WALL WITH MY BROTHER'S 12 GAUGE
I'm blocking you.
That seems like a perfectly reasonable response to my behavior.
WATCH ME KIDS, I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF WITH A SPOON AND HALF A JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER! YOU CAN TRY THIS AT HOME! YOU CAN DO EXACTLY WHAT I'M DOING! YOU CAN BE JUST LIKE ME! DON'T YOU WANT TO BE LIKE ME? DON'T YOU WANT YOUR LIFE TO LOOK JUST LIKE MINE? FAT, UNEMPLOYABLE, USELESS, SEVERELY DEPRESSED, SPENDING EVERY PRECIOUS SECOND OF YOUR LIFE CLUTCHING AT LOVE AND HAPPINESS AND WATCHING THEM BILLOW AND WISP INTO THIN AIR RIGHT BEFORE YOU FUCKING EYES, FOLDS INTO THE FABRIC OF REALITY, LIFE FOAMING MADNESS AT IT'S MOUTH, CLUTCHES AT YOUR MIND, CLUTCHES AND GRIPS AND DIGS IT'S CLAWS INTO YOUR BRAIN, FOLDS IT'S THUMB AND FOREFINGER AND PALM AND LOCKS DEEP INTO YOUR BRAIN, CLUTCHES THROUGH YOUR FRONTAL LOBE AND HYPOTHALAMUS AND PITUITARY GLAND, SMASHED THEM AND SQUEEZES THEM THROUGH IT'S FINGERS, OOZES BETWEEN THE CRACKS LIKE PUTTY, DISMANTLED, DESTROYED, OBLITERATED, SQUEEZES WITH WHITE KNUCKLES ONTO YOUR BRAIN STEM, THE MADNESS BECOMES YOUR LIFE, BECOMES YOUR THOUGHTS, BECOMES WHAT YOU EAT AND WHAT YOU SLEEP AND WHAT YOU BREATH, PERMEATES UNTIL YOU CAN NO LONGER NOTICE IT, HELL HAS BECOME THE NEW NORM, THE HOT NEW THING IS SELF-HATRED, PATHOLOGICAL SELF HARM IS ALL THE RAGE, IMPOTENT RAGE IS GOING VIRAL, RAGE TO KILL KILL KILL THE SELF WITH DISEASED HEDONISM, AND THE SELF IS NO MORE, THE SPIRIT IS NO MORE, IN IT'S PLACE IS VULGAR LUST, VISCERAL, DISGUSTING GREED, SLIME, SEXUAL PLEASURE FROM THE ORGANS AND THE MOIST, SLIMY ORGANIC TISSUE OF THE ETHER, GLUTTONY, VOMIT, VENTRAL, INTESTINAL, GASTRIC, HATE FOR THE SAKE OF HATING, MAN ITSELF HAS BECOME AN ENEMY, LOVED ONES HAVE BECOME OFFENSIVE, DISGUSTING TO LOOK AT, SLIME ON THE BOTTOM OF THE SHOE, LIFE TREADS ON THE WORTHLESS AND WEAK AND DISGUSTING, YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE, KARMA'S A BITCH, KARMA'S A WHORE, KARMA'S A SLUT, KARMA PICKS AND CHOOSES WHO TO FUCK, CLOCK'S HAND TICK BY,
2.5 BILLION SECONDS IN 80 YEARS, SECONDS SLIP BY YOU FINGERS